February 2012
83 posts
It's you, it's you.
It’s all for you.
Hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering...
dontworrybekarl:
WARNING: You may die of laughter if you follow this blog
WhiteParent : “If someone hits you , go tell the teacher"
- BlackParent : “IF SOMEONE HITS YOU , YOU HIT THEY ASS BACK!”
AsianParent: You can not hit people, it is a bad thing to do.
- WhiteParent : “go in ur room & think about what you've did”
- BlackParent : “go to ur damn room &' get ready this ass whoopin .”
AsianParent: "You are a disgrace to the family."
- WhiteParent : “Good morning, time for school”
- BlackParent : “Getcha ass up, don’t miss that damn bus”
-AsianParent: Hurry up. You don't want to get any lates on your report card."
- WhiteParent : “we’re heading to the store, u can pick 1 thing from the toy isle”
- BlackParent : “We bouta go to the store , don’t ask for SHIT !”
-AsianParent: "It's too expensive, let's go somewhere else."
- WhiteParent : “please stop crying .”
- BlackParent : ”What u cryin' for? shut-up before I give you somthin to cry about
-AsianParent: -doesn't say anything. and walks away.-
- WhiteParent : “you embarrassed your family for fighting at school!”
- BlackParent : “Who won ?”
-AsianParent: "Why don't you listen to me. *SLAPS*"
- WhiteParent : “I’m sending you to therapy”
-BlackParent: “Imma knock some sense into you”
-AsianParent: "What am I going to do with you now?"
- WhiteParent : “Are you havin sex?”
- BlackParent : ”you better not be fucking , cuz i ain’t raising no grand-babies . If you is you betta wrap that shit up , don't bring no kids home. ”
-AsianParent: "Get out of my house. We don't want you."
I'm black & my parents are nothing like this.
